Unbelievable USB Drives

I love USB flash drives, but I never seem to have any. I apparently am prone to losing all the ones I buy. I guess that's a good thing because that means I am always needing to buy new ones. That provides all sorts of opportunities to track down fun, unique, or just crazy flash drives.

This coffee mug drive isn't one I bought. It was bought and handed out by my company as a promotional item (our logo is on the back). It's a good thing I got it free because in a few weeks I'm sure it will be lost.

I'm just dying to buy these two sushi themed drives. (Shrimp - http://amzn.to/2erbdq7, California roll - http://amzn.to/2e4RUqY)

Mmmmmm, ice cream - http://amzn.to/2e2W1kO

Handgun - http://amzn.to/2eNoyfq

R2D2 - http://amzn.to/2doNsNk
BB8 - http://amzn.to/2eNpQHs

I better get some girly ones too while I'm at it. (Lipstick - http://amzn.to/2eeD91v, Nail polish - http://amzn.to/2eNq7tX, Purse - http://amzn.to/2dYNL4c)

 

Aww, what a cute owl! (http://amzn.to/2eiT5D7)

Purple piggy? Damn right, why the hell not? I need that.

More to come later...

Head-over-heels for Hedgehogs

I have no explanation why, but lately I've really gotten into items with a hedgehog theme. Sticky notes, bag clips, magnets, socks, you name it. Hedgehogs just seem to be cute little bastards who are always confused in YouTube videos. Who wouldn't love them?

My toothbrush holder was in dire need of replacing, so I picked up this adorable little hedgehog holder the other day. How cute is this little guy?

It fits over the brush part of your toothbrush, and there's a suction cup on the back to hang it on your bathroom mirror. I'm not sure most people in their mid-30s would enjoy such a cutesy toothbrush holder, but fuck you, I'm a fun fantastical human being who loves these things.

Hedgehog - http://amzn.to/2dLIwmQ

Kikkerland is quickly becoming one of my favorite manufacturers of cute-nerdy items. They have the most adorable little woodland characters they use (among other things). There's also an owl and fox in the toothbrush holders that are almost as cute as the hedgehog.

Owl - http://amzn.to/2doLj4t
Fox - http://amzn.to/2doJjJo

My ears are cheesy

A couple days ago I stumbled across a fun set of ear buds in a dollar store that I just had to buy immediately. Mac & cheese-themed ear buds -- who woulda thought? And for just $1? SCORE!

I checked Amazon for something similar and couldn't find the exact pair, but there's this set that's actually a little better.

 

http://amzn.to/2dq7HxO

Faux trophy room

Who remembers the scene where Ace Ventura enters some hunter's trophy room and freaks out? Well actually who could forget that scene? I mean Ace was just so traumatized.

One day, in my huge mansion, I'm going to have my own trophy room, but mine will be filled with brightly colored faux heads, and it's going to be awesome. Unfortunately only some of the faux heads come in bright colors, so some of them will be bought in white, grey, or black and will be spray painted to my heart's content.

Purple deer - http://amzn.to/2dPyYb8
Yellow buffalo - http://amzn.to/2dH6lAP

I love the gold glitter on the horn. I think I may do that myself on a bunch of horns & antlers that don't come with glitter already.

Pink unicorn - http://amzn.to/2dH4rQI
Purple unicorn - http://amzn.to/2dH5Sdr

Zebra - http://amzn.to/2du90Kx
Unicorn - http://amzn.to/2dPELxl

White deer with pink antlers - http://amzn.to/2dYok4Z

Elephant - http://amzn.to/2dH4WGd
Giraffe - http://amzn.to/2dPxKgb
Sheep - http://amzn.to/2dYqX6Q

Black & gold - http://amzn.to/2dqo6BC

Blue moose - http://amzn.to/2doOP4D

Orange deer - http://amzn.to/2dPz2I4

Green horse - http://amzn.to/2dOvMQz

Yellow antlers - http://amzn.to/2dPzh5T

I think this rhino is just calling out for a tiny little top hat to be added to his head.

Rhino - http://amzn.to/2dPAsSW

Orange deer - http://amzn.to/2dH4NSW
Green deer - http://amzn.to/2dPA2vP

Shark - http://amzn.to/2dPzshn

 America's Funniest Home Videos used to do jackalope video skits that were always so crazy they've stuck with me all this time. So, of course, I'd need to have a faux jackalope head on my wall. Imagine the faux hunting stories I could tell....

Pink jackalope - http://amzn.to/2du4yvo

And most importantly, no faux trophy room would be complete without at least the head from one of my fictional dinosaur hunting excursions.

White T-Rex - http://amzn.to/2doPvXG