Who remembers the scene where Ace Ventura enters some hunter's trophy room and freaks out? Well actually who could forget that scene? I mean Ace was just so traumatized.
One day, in my huge mansion, I'm going to have my own trophy room, but mine will be filled with brightly colored faux heads, and it's going to be awesome. Unfortunately only some of the faux heads come in bright colors, so some of them will be bought in white, grey, or black and will be spray painted to my heart's content.
Purple deer - http://amzn.to/2dPyYb8
Yellow buffalo - http://amzn.to/2dH6lAP
I love the gold glitter on the horn. I think I may do that myself on a bunch of horns & antlers that don't come with glitter already.
Pink unicorn - http://amzn.to/2dH4rQI
Purple unicorn - http://amzn.to/2dH5Sdr
Unicorn - http://amzn.to/2dPELxl
White deer with pink antlers - http://amzn.to/2dYok4Z
Elephant - http://amzn.to/2dH4WGd
Giraffe - http://amzn.to/2dPxKgb
Sheep - http://amzn.to/2dYqX6Q
Black & gold - http://amzn.to/2dqo6BC
Blue moose - http://amzn.to/2doOP4D
Orange deer - http://amzn.to/2dPz2I4
Green horse - http://amzn.to/2dOvMQz
Yellow antlers - http://amzn.to/2dPzh5T
I think this rhino is just calling out for a tiny little top hat to be added to his head.
Rhino - http://amzn.to/2dPAsSW
Orange deer - http://amzn.to/2dH4NSW
Green deer - http://amzn.to/2dPA2vP
Shark - http://amzn.to/2dPzshn
America's Funniest Home Videos used to do jackalope video skits that were always so crazy they've stuck with me all this time. So, of course, I'd need to have a faux jackalope head on my wall. Imagine the faux hunting stories I could tell....
Pink jackalope - http://amzn.to/2du4yvo
And most importantly, no faux trophy room would be complete without at least the head from one of my fictional dinosaur hunting excursions.
White T-Rex - http://amzn.to/2doPvXG
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