I just found the best ever sticky note product. Notes on a paint roller.
I repeat -- NOTES ON A PAINT ROLLER!
This is NOT drill!
How freakin' cool!
Crack open my skull and you'd see what looks like the section of Amazon with items sane people only buy as gag gifts. My wishlist is a volatile mix of failed ASOTV products and the tacky old Christmas gifts hidden in your closet. Strap yourself in for the "WTF is she thinking" rollercoaster.
Monday, September 26, 2016
The best sticky notes EVER
Using fun sticky notes is the perhaps the easiest way to incorporate your personality into your office space.
I just found the best ever sticky note product. Notes on a paint roller.
I repeat -- NOTES ON A PAINT ROLLER!
This is NOT drill!
How freakin' cool!
Note roller
I just found the best ever sticky note product. Notes on a paint roller.
I repeat -- NOTES ON A PAINT ROLLER!
This is NOT drill!
How freakin' cool!
Unicorn urges
I love unicorns. I love all things unicorn. I mean I loooove unicorn things. You don't even understand. It's a sickness really.
Tape dispenser
Color pencil holder
Sugar shaker
Pillow case showing that donut sprinkles come from unicorns shaving their armpit hair
Corn holders
Lipgloss
Lip balm (Yes, I want to crack open your skull and smear your cotton candy-flavored guts all over my lips.)
Speaker
Paperclip holder
Invitation to my (totally fictional) pool party
One day after I win the lottery and have my multi-million dollar mansion, I'm going to have a super pool party with 50+ of my closest friends.
(This is a totally delusional fantasy because 1) I'll never win the lottery cause I never buy a ticket and 2) I have less than 5 close friends to invite to a party.)
This will be the pool party to end all pool parties. People will be talking about it for the rest of their lives... or you know until my next super fabulous pool party.
Everyone will be provided with their very own pool float and pool party accessories. Let's take a look at the items party-goers will have their pick of.
Flamingo pool float
Black swan pool float
White swan pool float
And of course all the people using those pool floats needs a matching flotation device for their drinks.
Drink floaties
Sorry guys, but this unicorn float is all mine!
But I might just let you have a tiny unicorn to hold your drink. (Maybe... okay not really cause it's all mine too)
Brown donut float
Pink donut float
And yes you guess it! They need drink floaties too!
Donut drink floats
And after they get out of the water, you can bet they'll need a donut beach blanket!
Donut blanket
I'll have to buy 8 of these pizza slice floats so we can join together to form a full pizza.
And we'll play with this pizza beach ball. Look at the adorable little mushrooms!
And lay on this pizza beach blanket.
Could I interest you in rubber duckies?
Ducky drink holder - http://amzn.to/2cXzk0k
Duck floaty - http://amzn.to/2ducFHR
I haven't quite figured out how you're supposed to lay on this pretzel float, but who cares? It looks cool. I must have it.
Yum, ice cream sandwich float
Gummy bear float
And finally, what's a pool party without some fun "noodles?"
Tootsie Roll noodle - http://amzn.to/2cFX7Sx
Smarties noodle - http://amzn.to/2dmDNrS
And just for good measure, here's a float that makes me cringe. There's no way I'll be buying this gigantic cockroach float (I mean ewww it's a huge bug), but it does look real neat.
(This is a totally delusional fantasy because 1) I'll never win the lottery cause I never buy a ticket and 2) I have less than 5 close friends to invite to a party.)
This will be the pool party to end all pool parties. People will be talking about it for the rest of their lives... or you know until my next super fabulous pool party.
Everyone will be provided with their very own pool float and pool party accessories. Let's take a look at the items party-goers will have their pick of.
And of course all the people using those pool floats needs a matching flotation device for their drinks.
Drink floaties
Sorry guys, but this unicorn float is all mine!
But I might just let you have a tiny unicorn to hold your drink. (Maybe... okay not really cause it's all mine too)
Brown donut float
Pink donut float
And yes you guess it! They need drink floaties too!
Donut drink floats
And after they get out of the water, you can bet they'll need a donut beach blanket!
Donut blanket
I'll have to buy 8 of these pizza slice floats so we can join together to form a full pizza.
And we'll play with this pizza beach ball. Look at the adorable little mushrooms!
And lay on this pizza beach blanket.
Could I interest you in rubber duckies?
Duck floaty - http://amzn.to/2ducFHR
I haven't quite figured out how you're supposed to lay on this pretzel float, but who cares? It looks cool. I must have it.
And finally, what's a pool party without some fun "noodles?"
Tootsie Roll noodle - http://amzn.to/2cFX7Sx
Smarties noodle - http://amzn.to/2dmDNrS
And just for good measure, here's a float that makes me cringe. There's no way I'll be buying this gigantic cockroach float (I mean ewww it's a huge bug), but it does look real neat.
Mug must-haves
I don't drink coffee, like ever, but I absolutely love coffee mugs. Every home should have a collection of mugs, preferably fun ones. I feel like having a ton of coffee mugs is just a social norm. Someone comes over to your house, so you have to offer them something to drink, thus you gotta have tons of drink ware. Here are some of my must-haves.
I can't decide between these two versions of this dachshund mug. Oh hell, just get them both!
Red - http://amzn.to/2ddwPEG
Blue - http://amzn.to/2d3LFkq
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Forest creature magnets
One of the current features of my office cubicle, are two sets of animal magnets -- one set of 6 owls and one set of 6 "woodland creatures."
They're intermixing it along the edge of a shelf, so no they're not currently holding anything in place.
I have 2 serious questions:
1) Do hedgehogs really live in woodlands?
2) Why is only one owl sleeping?
And I have one important request:
A) Look at the cute little hair tufts on the squirrel's ears!
I mean seriously look at them! How cute are they! LOOK AT THOSE EAR TUFTS!!!??!
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