Crack open my skull and you'd see what looks like the section of Amazon with items sane people only buy as gag gifts. My wishlist is a volatile mix of failed ASOTV products and the tacky old Christmas gifts hidden in your closet. Strap yourself in for the "WTF is she thinking" rollercoaster.
Monday, September 26, 2016
Unicorn urges
I love unicorns. I love all things unicorn. I mean I loooove unicorn things. You don't even understand. It's a sickness really.
Tape dispenser
Color pencil holder
Sugar shaker
Pillow case showing that donut sprinkles come from unicorns shaving their armpit hair
Corn holders
Lipgloss
Lip balm (Yes, I want to crack open your skull and smear your cotton candy-flavored guts all over my lips.)
Speaker
Paperclip holder
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