Monday, September 26, 2016

Invitation to my (totally fictional) pool party

One day after I win the lottery and have my multi-million dollar mansion, I'm going to have a super pool party with 50+ of my closest friends.

(This is a totally delusional fantasy because 1) I'll never win the lottery cause I never buy a ticket and 2) I have less than 5 close friends to invite to a party.) 

This will be the pool party to end all pool parties. People will be talking about it for the rest of their lives... or you know until my next super fabulous pool party.

Everyone will be provided with their very own pool float and pool party accessories. Let's take a look at the items party-goers will have their pick of.

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Flamingo pool float


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Black swan pool float

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White swan pool float


And of course all the people using those pool floats needs a matching flotation device for their drinks.

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Drink floaties

Sorry guys, but this unicorn float is all mine!
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But I might just let you have a tiny unicorn to hold your drink. (Maybe... okay not really cause it's all mine too)

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Brown donut float
Pink donut float


And yes you guess it! They need drink floaties too!


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Donut drink floats


And after they get out of the water, you can bet they'll need a donut beach blanket!

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Donut blanket


I'll have to buy 8 of these pizza slice floats so we can join together to form a full pizza.

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And we'll play with this pizza beach ball. Look at the adorable little mushrooms!

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And lay on this pizza beach blanket.

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Could I interest you in rubber duckies?

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Ducky drink holder - http://amzn.to/2cXzk0k
 Duck floaty - http://amzn.to/2ducFHR

I haven't quite figured out how you're supposed to lay on this pretzel float, but who cares? It looks cool. I must have it.

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Yum, ice cream sandwich float


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Gummy bear float


And finally, what's a pool party without some fun "noodles?"

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Tootsie Roll noodle - http://amzn.to/2cFX7Sx
Smarties noodle - http://amzn.to/2dmDNrS

And just for good measure, here's a float that makes me cringe. There's no way I'll be buying this gigantic cockroach float (I mean ewww it's a huge bug), but it does look real neat.

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